GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And th